This Is Sort Of Like That Time I Didn't Pay My Pimp
And Winnie The Pooh Repossessed My Soul
(Only With Less Honey)

If my life was a movie, at this time it would be a slightly more psychotic version of Being John Malkovich with me as John Malkovich, and weirdly enough, Sarah Jessica Parker playing the role of EVERYONE ELSE, including the monkey.
So yeah, I'm afraid, and you should be afraid for me. Please.