Because It Just Isn't A Holiday
With Out Green Toilet Water And A Venereal Disease

I have nothing today. I'm empty. Dry. A mere shell of a taco. Whatever.
I did write this long St. Patrick's Day post, it went something like this: Blah blah blah dressing cats in little shamrock costumes, blah blah blah green food coloring in the toilet bowl, blah blah blah rainbow with a pot of syphilis at the end, blah blah blah I wonder if Chucky is Irish, blah blah blah I'm sorry it has come to this, but I have to kill you My Little Pony, blah blah blah, and BLAH. Yeah. I bet you're sorry I deleted that bad boy.