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4 Things And Only 4 Things And Then I'll Leave You Alone

1. I think I have reverse carbon monoxide poisoning and one of the symptoms is breaking down in tears while watching every single episode of The West Wing on Bravo and that's a whole lot of West Wing and a whole lot of tears and yes, some of them are tears of joy, but some are also not, and some are also a mixture, like when Josh got Donna that book on skiing for Christmas instead of actual skis, but he wrote that really sweet message inside and please somebody help me, Bravo plays approximately 25 hours of West Wing per day and there has to be a cure for this, there just has to be.


2. Amazon.com has spoken. And not to say, hey, we finally mailed that DVD you ordered in September, the one that said "Usually ships in 2-4 days" next to it, oh no. It was more like "Stop writing about us in your rinky dink blog little girl, oh, and gee, it doesn't look like we'll ever be able to send you that movie. Yes, we know that you could have went and bought it ten thousand times already at Wal-mart since it's not by any means a rare movie, but we just can't seem to get our hands on it, maybe it has something to do with the fact that we are robots and robots have no hands and can only do robot functions and going to get your movie from the shelf over there and mailing it to you is not a robot function, it's a MONKEY function, but who can really say, not us robots. Anyway, cheerio now, and as for a refund, well sure, we'll get right on that. 2-4 days. Robot's honor."


3. I have to go to a holiday party this weekend and I would rather be forced to watch the Paris Hilton sex video, I mean her new show, whatever it's called, something about Being Rich and Trashy In Iowa, yeah that's it, well I'd rather have to watch that over and over again and I swear my not wanting to go has nothing to do with missing The West Wing, really. Well, I guess there's always fun to be had in getting drunk and telling people I work for the President, yeah that's right, President Bartlet, and he wishes them a Merry Christmas OR maybe I can just get Martin Sheen to call and say I can't make it because there is a Crisis in The White House.


4. Will you still love me tomorrow?