This is the end, friend!

I loved Strawberry Shortcake. I did. But this! This is downright frightening. It looks like a cross between Strawberry Shortcake and that Chucky doll from "Child's Play". Apparently it even says "Who's your favorite friend?" which is a little too reminiscent of Chucky's "We're friends 'til the end" for my liking. But. It could also just be that I have a headache and generally when I have a headache everything seems scarily similar to Chucky from "Child's Play". Like one time, I was convinced Clay Aiken was Chucky. Do you care?

I didn't think so.

We now return to your regularly scheduled program, already in progress.